I’m either drunk, stupid or stoned, but I LOVE this auction lot:
Portfolio of Roadways, Industrial Estate, Xxxshire.
And in case you didn’t get it: The property comprises a portfolio of roads within an Industrial Estate.
In fact, they even have an OS map showing the portfolio of roads:
I feel I should buy it.
I don’t think anybody in the Mr-Big of The Property World is going to take me seriously unless I have a Portfolio of Roads.
Nah. I don’t think Mr Big Property People worry about this portfolio of houses malarky – that is so “Recession Depression”. You’ve got to think BIGGER and BETTER!
So, I think I’m going to buy the Portfolio of Roads as I have come up with a *stunning* idea the bank manager will love:
SEXY TOLL BOOTHS
Yes – and I mean S-E-X-Y.
Like – “WTF, am I in Amsterdam this is so damn sexy?”
Like – manned (or even wo-manned) by actual “Booth Babes”
Like – in sexy booth gear.
When in actual fact….
You’ll just be on a road in an industrial estate.
But, then you will see:
You’re on a road with Sexy Toll Booths otherwise known as (STBs) but not the sort of place where you’ll catch STD’s.
I haven’t decided the price yet – but I reckon the guys won’t mind queuing to pay…